brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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