Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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