She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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