it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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