Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
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