so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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