Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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