Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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