Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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