shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
why is half of my head shaved?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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