at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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