Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I haven't been this sober since birth.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
you mean i was at the winter classic?
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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