no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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