do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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