Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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