I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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