i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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