Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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