Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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