I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
did i walk over a car last night?
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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