I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I CAN MOONWALK!
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
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