The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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