If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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