The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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