i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
