I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Do vagina's smell?
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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