she looked like the bat from fern gully.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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