Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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