This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I believe in your delicious
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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