Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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