I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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