talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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