operation have a gay friend backfired
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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