my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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