love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Pants are for mortals
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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