please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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