honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
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