is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
where am i from again
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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