I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
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