I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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