You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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