there's paper in my vomit.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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