he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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