I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I think weed is turning my hair brown
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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