Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I think my fart just growled at me.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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