mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
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