so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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