he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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