I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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