I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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