Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Randomize
