so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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